snartlive:

mikufan420:

snartlive:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you lie with me,

and just forget the world?

ALT

:)

fuck everyone else this is the only addition that matters

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dopingues:

Time meassured in Robins and Commissioner Gordon’s Hair.

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totallynotagentphilcoulson:

wereralph:

profoundgaiety:

From Bay Area Reporter, 1983.

I need this on a poster

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toastysalt:

toastysalt:

had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy

artistic rendition

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aethenia:

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

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witforweeks:

dragonsir:

fjorester-yashregard:

hegodamask:

deadcrushing:

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

This works so well, I am in awe.

“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around

The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect

“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in

The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip

This is art.

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me

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thebiscuiteternal:

mother-entropy:

quietdoppelganger:

inevitabletony:

For anyone unaware literally every one of those dancers is a child

HOLY SHIT

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howwedointheshadows:

Other actors playing real life bad ppl: I tried to really,,,,, get in his Mind you know,,,,,,,, I tried to understand what made him,,,,,,, the way he was,,,,,,,,,

Taika Waititi, galaxy brain:

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aplatonicjacuzzi:

heatherleigh02-deactivated20230:

chasing-asterion:

unclefather:

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to “whoever is in charge”. She’s going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen’s tip jar. Haven’t even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can’t think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I’m looking at her dead in the eye like “atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes.”

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

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colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

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