Eyebrow Lift

pleatedjeans:

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trebaolofarabia:

“Now that you’re here, prepare to witness my propaganda of the deed. This little…mouse, may act as a substitute for yourself, your loved ones, your neighbors, why, even your whole civilization. I will lift this little fellow to my mouth, remove his head gingerly, then leave the corpse in your slipper, you will remember this, you will recall that I want salmon at 5am, not 4:59…definitely not 6. For every failure after this you will find the bodies of your children in your slippers in a similar state. I am glad we have understood one another. Now let me cuddle against you.”

foundhergrail:

safarizone:

This is so charming that it hurts.

I dislike Will Smith, but this story is charming. 

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deathfeathers:

This is my most accurate gpoy EVER.

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Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

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plays-with-squirrels:

Alice Morgan quotes, part one.

#I LOVE how she turns her vulnerability into a weapon #”inconsolable” isn’t a lie but it also means ”I’ll destroy you” #crying about it

whatthecurtains:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

this is actually the best game.

This looks like the fun version of Apples to Apples

Sydegg and I are going to be playing this in St. Paul.  Looking forward to it.

havent-you-heard:

Blockhead - The Music Scene

What the fuck did I just watch?

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